Quick, I Need a Chrysler Pacifica and Two Mattresses

"bwp240" (bwp240) 03/09/2017 at 12:40 • Filed to: Unintended Features, Auto Show, KC Auto Show

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Auto shows let you do things like touch cars and play with features. Sometimes you find unknown or unintended features that could be exploited for great fun. This is one of those features.

The Chrysler Pacifica is know for its Stow and Go system. The rear seats fold flat into the floor. Well, almost all of them do. Should you choose to get a second row bench seat instead of captains chairs, the middle seat does not stow. The middle seat pops out like it does in every other van. Thus you are left with what could be best described as the Chrysler Pacifica Jump seat.

The perfect configuration for hauling 1 child

This presents and excellent opportunity for adults to have some fun. This seat is incredibly unstable on it’s own. Oh it is latched into the car just fine, but it is very small and does not leave a lot of surface area for human rear end grip. Also there is no bolstering at all. Take a corner too quickly and you are flying off the seat and on to the floor (even when belted).

So you wanna have some fun? Put two mattresses on the side for safety and carve some curvy roads**.

You should experience this when you go to your local auto show. Even standing still is it remarkable at how unstable this is*.

*Note, I would not suggest fastening the seat belt (although it does work). You could get tangled.

**Do not try this at home, injure yourself, and blame me**

random001 > bwp240 03/09/2017 at 12:43

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This did not go where I thought it was going....

MonkeePuzzle > bwp240 03/09/2017 at 12:49

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lol, that single chair is awesome! like VIP for single kids

Ash78, voting early and often > bwp240 03/09/2017 at 12:50

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Forget the mattresses, that seat looks like it could be used in several ways. What were we just talking about? Oh yeah, what to do with a minivan that’s not full of kids.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > bwp240 03/09/2017 at 12:52

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Good job, FCA! These are the details I expect from you, and you never let me down!

Azrek > bwp240 03/09/2017 at 12:55

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You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Ash78, voting early and often 03/09/2017 at 13:09

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How to fill up a minivan with kids.

1. Fold all the seats down except this one

2. ?????

3. Profit

Stapleface > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 03/09/2017 at 15:28

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How to fill up a minivan with kids.

1. Fold all the seats down except this one

2. ?????

3. Kids

Fixed it for you.

BorkBorkBjork > bwp240 03/09/2017 at 20:54

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It’s like a reverse Mclaren F1!

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > bwp240 03/10/2017 at 12:34

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I was thinking a set of controls so you could drive McLaren F1-style from the middle.

hike > bwp240 03/10/2017 at 17:41

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I knew I should have gotten the 8 seater... Couldn’t pass up the 3(!) pane sun roof though.

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > random001 03/10/2017 at 18:35

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ditto!

Seat Safety Switch > bwp240 03/10/2017 at 21:36

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I don’t know if I want to get kicked out of the FCA booth three years in a row. They might make me touch a Dodge Avenger again.